ohand it is sexy on a man
are those see through?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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n 1974, the three-member Pulitzer Prize jury on fiction supported Gravity's Rainbow for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction. However, the other eleven members of the board overturned this decision, branding the book "unreadable, turgid, overwritten, and obscene."
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
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Monday, February 11, 2008
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Thursday, February 7, 2008
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time
employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm
not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Ralph. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Ralph says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Ralph says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Ralph asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars
that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket
on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides
there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side,
so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into
a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been
summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could
come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time
employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm
not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Ralph. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Ralph says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Ralph says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Ralph asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars
that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket
on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides
there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side,
so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into
a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been
summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could
come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
sheesh...i dunno what to tell you...unfortunately drew got rid of his van when they moved back from georgia...
i wish:
1. you didn't feel like crap.
2. she didn't act weird around me either...
3. I wouldn't have waited so goddamned long to get my ticket...
4. that this wasn't going down on a fucking monday...
5. that my feet didn't stink so bad...
6. that i didn't take tangents 100% of the time...
anyway...i called the place they call the spanish moon and the fella there said i had a pretty good chance of getting a ticket when i got there...he said there were around 130 left and that as long as i got there around 8 or so, that i shoud be straight...but of course, if you decide not to go i'll buy your ticket...sorry, i know that's not much help...so i guess, it's up to you...let me know what you decide!
i wish:
1. you didn't feel like crap.
2. she didn't act weird around me either...
3. I wouldn't have waited so goddamned long to get my ticket...
4. that this wasn't going down on a fucking monday...
5. that my feet didn't stink so bad...
6. that i didn't take tangents 100% of the time...
anyway...i called the place they call the spanish moon and the fella there said i had a pretty good chance of getting a ticket when i got there...he said there were around 130 left and that as long as i got there around 8 or so, that i shoud be straight...but of course, if you decide not to go i'll buy your ticket...sorry, i know that's not much help...so i guess, it's up to you...let me know what you decide!
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